Cross posted from my journal....
LOL!
I haven't had a chance to write it up yet as a formal review so let me just make myself while I'm cooking.
FIRST Couple RUNS - Madame XS
1st Voyage - THE S/O - Also know as Bombs AWAY - let the B*tching begin.
I've mentioned before he hates me in sexual blends. I've never yet found one single sexual blend he likes me in EXCEPT Love Potion's Sexpionage (which get's me a cookie everytime as long as there are no kids around *and* he KNOWS we are going no where - otherwise see b*tching)
It's been this way since we got serious. Something about his Alpha Male makeup says - my woman is NOT going out like that anywhere. MINE MINE MINE. When that switch in his brain flipped. That was the end of sexual blends for the man. Zip. NADA. I can cop up whatever I want. His brain processes cops as a fine and normal part of the signature. Start adding all the other heavy sexual accoutrements - BOINK. FIGHT. Pick, pick pick...nag nag nag or worse - outright NASTY.
If it's a bonding blend like Love Potions Perfect Match or a Soft-Sexual like Tease XS? I can throw on enough Cops to bring down a Pro-Football Team - and he is fat dumb and happy. I won't get out of bed for days...But a full on Do-ME-Jayne Maynsfield Blend? AIN'T happening...let alone a Bad Girl Angelina Jolie CFM mix...forget it...
Well - it's clear - Madame XS is not the answer to the problem. I got showered, I put on his favorite perfume, I didn't add one drop of anything including extra cops so it was a pure test. I just Madame'd it. And WHAMMO. He went from being fine with me to pick, pick pick all night long. Pick pick pick for HOURS and I'm sick, I don't feel like it. But by then he'd been such a prince - really - sleep on your side of the bed. Thankfully - the effect wore off overnight - and my natural mone signture picked up and by morning - life was normal.
There will be NO further test runs of Madame XS around the man. It gave me great self effects - I felt slinky like cat woman. But the man hates cats.
2nd RUN - Madame XS - of all places - Wednesday Church
LOL - Well - to be fair - I dressed in my normal slack yoga pants and a gym shirt. No sense giving a Mini Dress effect and messing up the mone signature.
And I felt slinky like catwoman again. Great self effects - at least for me. But I'm going to say - I took Steve's not normal dosing thing to heart - and I did spray 6 sprays. I was in a mood. So - if I can't get self effects from 6 - I'm dead. It's high Alpha Androstenol - and I pretty much got to drown in Alpha Androstenol to get anything anymore. Beta Androstenol? not so much...
So I take my Catwoman attitude - slack in yoga pants self to prayer group and potluck and DAYUM. What does not work for the man worked plenty fine for people NOT dating me.
First time I've turned loose a regular social/sexual on that crew besides Mojo Pro. Uh. Wow? Mr. Aggressive is on a sabbatical so he isn't there for the short term. The preacher is semi-retired so he and his wife are on an 8 week vacation so Libra's earlier suggestion (brain still reels) is not-doable...but the reaction was funny - this really young guy in the band? About 15 years younger? Stopped me to tell me 3 times my dish for the pot luck was amazing, once in front of my daughter who is bigger than me and is looking at him like WTH is your issue?...Deer in the headlights...and I overheard him going googly to another guy "And she can cook too...."
HOWLING....
And Mr. Quiet? Who's been all grouchy since the whole I'm seeing someone thing...was out of his shell...sat at the table next to me during dinner and kept saying over the table - "Did you really cook this from scratch?" Yes. "Oh my goodness. I'm going to die this is great." Then to my daughter... "XXXXX - your mom is a great cook...." She gives him this weird look - "Yeah - I know. She always has been." And looks at me. All confused. She's not good a male/female dynamics. Thing Big Bang theory not good.
At service he's sitting next to me with one chair between us because - LOL - he makes the point he won't sit immediately next to a woman he's not in a relationship with. Rolls EYES. I will give you the chairs are rather cozy. Sitting immediately next to someone would put you in rather close quarters. But we are chatting and laughing and having a good time and things are easy for a change. And for some bizarre reason the guy on the other side of me - who I don't know - keeps openly checking me out. Yuck.
When I look around - and the youth group is sitting two rows back and there is my daughter - staring right at me. Looking mystified. Who is that woman. Why is she getting all this attention. OMG - EUUUUWWWW. That's my MOM.
Howling. (on the inside.) Because that is the conversation in the car on the way home. As she says to my son. "XXXX - it seems the guys think MOM is hot. Really. MOM. Our MOM. Seriously."
Oh the horror. I broke into a chorus of Stacey's Mom....just to tweak her...
LOL!
I haven't had a chance to write it up yet as a formal review so let me just make myself while I'm cooking.
FIRST Couple RUNS - Madame XS
1st Voyage - THE S/O - Also know as Bombs AWAY - let the B*tching begin.
I've mentioned before he hates me in sexual blends. I've never yet found one single sexual blend he likes me in EXCEPT Love Potion's Sexpionage (which get's me a cookie everytime as long as there are no kids around *and* he KNOWS we are going no where - otherwise see b*tching)
It's been this way since we got serious. Something about his Alpha Male makeup says - my woman is NOT going out like that anywhere. MINE MINE MINE. When that switch in his brain flipped. That was the end of sexual blends for the man. Zip. NADA. I can cop up whatever I want. His brain processes cops as a fine and normal part of the signature. Start adding all the other heavy sexual accoutrements - BOINK. FIGHT. Pick, pick pick...nag nag nag or worse - outright NASTY.
If it's a bonding blend like Love Potions Perfect Match or a Soft-Sexual like Tease XS? I can throw on enough Cops to bring down a Pro-Football Team - and he is fat dumb and happy. I won't get out of bed for days...But a full on Do-ME-Jayne Maynsfield Blend? AIN'T happening...let alone a Bad Girl Angelina Jolie CFM mix...forget it...
Well - it's clear - Madame XS is not the answer to the problem. I got showered, I put on his favorite perfume, I didn't add one drop of anything including extra cops so it was a pure test. I just Madame'd it. And WHAMMO. He went from being fine with me to pick, pick pick all night long. Pick pick pick for HOURS and I'm sick, I don't feel like it. But by then he'd been such a prince - really - sleep on your side of the bed. Thankfully - the effect wore off overnight - and my natural mone signture picked up and by morning - life was normal.
There will be NO further test runs of Madame XS around the man. It gave me great self effects - I felt slinky like cat woman. But the man hates cats.
2nd RUN - Madame XS - of all places - Wednesday Church
LOL - Well - to be fair - I dressed in my normal slack yoga pants and a gym shirt. No sense giving a Mini Dress effect and messing up the mone signature.
And I felt slinky like catwoman again. Great self effects - at least for me. But I'm going to say - I took Steve's not normal dosing thing to heart - and I did spray 6 sprays. I was in a mood. So - if I can't get self effects from 6 - I'm dead. It's high Alpha Androstenol - and I pretty much got to drown in Alpha Androstenol to get anything anymore. Beta Androstenol? not so much...
So I take my Catwoman attitude - slack in yoga pants self to prayer group and potluck and DAYUM. What does not work for the man worked plenty fine for people NOT dating me.
First time I've turned loose a regular social/sexual on that crew besides Mojo Pro. Uh. Wow? Mr. Aggressive is on a sabbatical so he isn't there for the short term. The preacher is semi-retired so he and his wife are on an 8 week vacation so Libra's earlier suggestion (brain still reels) is not-doable...but the reaction was funny - this really young guy in the band? About 15 years younger? Stopped me to tell me 3 times my dish for the pot luck was amazing, once in front of my daughter who is bigger than me and is looking at him like WTH is your issue?...Deer in the headlights...and I overheard him going googly to another guy "And she can cook too...."
HOWLING....
And Mr. Quiet? Who's been all grouchy since the whole I'm seeing someone thing...was out of his shell...sat at the table next to me during dinner and kept saying over the table - "Did you really cook this from scratch?" Yes. "Oh my goodness. I'm going to die this is great." Then to my daughter... "XXXXX - your mom is a great cook...." She gives him this weird look - "Yeah - I know. She always has been." And looks at me. All confused. She's not good a male/female dynamics. Thing Big Bang theory not good.
At service he's sitting next to me with one chair between us because - LOL - he makes the point he won't sit immediately next to a woman he's not in a relationship with. Rolls EYES. I will give you the chairs are rather cozy. Sitting immediately next to someone would put you in rather close quarters. But we are chatting and laughing and having a good time and things are easy for a change. And for some bizarre reason the guy on the other side of me - who I don't know - keeps openly checking me out. Yuck.
When I look around - and the youth group is sitting two rows back and there is my daughter - staring right at me. Looking mystified. Who is that woman. Why is she getting all this attention. OMG - EUUUUWWWW. That's my MOM.
Howling. (on the inside.) Because that is the conversation in the car on the way home. As she says to my son. "XXXX - it seems the guys think MOM is hot. Really. MOM. Our MOM. Seriously."
Oh the horror. I broke into a chorus of Stacey's Mom....just to tweak her...