So I knew I was going to be out all day shopping, so I thought I would try out some new toys. I did 2 shots of Loveboat, 1 shot of Imprint, and 2 drops of True Love. Imprint was on neck, Loveboat on arms, True Love behind the ears.
I had some really nice hits from this combo. Some were way OTT. In the Gap, there was this hot Puerto Rican who was just staring at me and smiling real big. I smiled back, but she wouldn't stop smiling with her eyes lit up. It was unnatural feeling.
Next was a Jockey underwear store. I go in and it's like Clint Eastwood opening the swinging doors on a saloon. Everybody makes some unusual eye contact with you that lingers just a little too long. That was definitely the Loveboat. I have had that sort of thing happen many times with Loveboat. Everybody looks at you with a "OMG it's really him!" kind of face. This was unnerving to me at first, but now I expect it. Three of the female workers in the store pounced on me. A fatty came up to me immediately and involved me in a story. The greeter tried to get in on the convo too. Another salesperson finally got me away from them. She was a 6'2" sassy black woman. The other two ran off when she showed up. I guess she's the dominant female in the store. She was very bossy with me at first, then within a few seconds, she got all shy and demure. She started acting girlish and giggling with me. She stopped making solid eye contact and looking at the floor a lot, but she was still smiling, so I guess she was not intimidated. I think this was the Imprint hitting her up close. From then, I have never had anyone spend so much time with me blabbing on and on, trying to sell me underwear. She wanted to know everything about my underwear. She just wouldn't stop showing me stuff and wanting to know about all my favorite colors and shit. She was treating me like I was going to buy a car and wanted to run me through every option. This stuff is so weird sometimes. I almost feel like I'm drugging these people, but no harm done except some wet panties, so I guess it's OK.
The last big hit was at an electronics store. This hit was massive. I go in, walk by the cashier and start fooling with some tablets, and she leaves her register and comes over to me and strikes up a conversation about the tablets. Now you must remember, she is a cashier, not a salesperson and should not be leaving her post to talk to some guy, especially on Black Friday. We talk for a while and I "accidentally" touch her hands a few times when we are passing the tablet back and forth. I finally wanted to see how far I could push it, so I put my palm on top of her fingers for 10 seconds and she didn't recoil. She was hypnotized looking. Now, I am really attracted to this woman and previously hit her with an Impi OD to see if open her up a little bit. The Impi really hit her hard. It put her in a trance really. She would stroke her hair, while smiling at me, then stop smiling and make a "duh" face. She repeated these actions over and over in that order like I was the only person in the world! Impi doesn't work all the time, but when it does, it's crazy! She must be sensitive to mones I think. Some people are more than others. She really wouldn't leave me alone and at one point was trying to please me and agree with everything I said that it almost seemed desperate. I'm going to return to the store once more and seduce her...I wonder what I should wear? I wish Bad Wolf was out...
I had some really nice hits from this combo. Some were way OTT. In the Gap, there was this hot Puerto Rican who was just staring at me and smiling real big. I smiled back, but she wouldn't stop smiling with her eyes lit up. It was unnatural feeling.
Next was a Jockey underwear store. I go in and it's like Clint Eastwood opening the swinging doors on a saloon. Everybody makes some unusual eye contact with you that lingers just a little too long. That was definitely the Loveboat. I have had that sort of thing happen many times with Loveboat. Everybody looks at you with a "OMG it's really him!" kind of face. This was unnerving to me at first, but now I expect it. Three of the female workers in the store pounced on me. A fatty came up to me immediately and involved me in a story. The greeter tried to get in on the convo too. Another salesperson finally got me away from them. She was a 6'2" sassy black woman. The other two ran off when she showed up. I guess she's the dominant female in the store. She was very bossy with me at first, then within a few seconds, she got all shy and demure. She started acting girlish and giggling with me. She stopped making solid eye contact and looking at the floor a lot, but she was still smiling, so I guess she was not intimidated. I think this was the Imprint hitting her up close. From then, I have never had anyone spend so much time with me blabbing on and on, trying to sell me underwear. She wanted to know everything about my underwear. She just wouldn't stop showing me stuff and wanting to know about all my favorite colors and shit. She was treating me like I was going to buy a car and wanted to run me through every option. This stuff is so weird sometimes. I almost feel like I'm drugging these people, but no harm done except some wet panties, so I guess it's OK.
The last big hit was at an electronics store. This hit was massive. I go in, walk by the cashier and start fooling with some tablets, and she leaves her register and comes over to me and strikes up a conversation about the tablets. Now you must remember, she is a cashier, not a salesperson and should not be leaving her post to talk to some guy, especially on Black Friday. We talk for a while and I "accidentally" touch her hands a few times when we are passing the tablet back and forth. I finally wanted to see how far I could push it, so I put my palm on top of her fingers for 10 seconds and she didn't recoil. She was hypnotized looking. Now, I am really attracted to this woman and previously hit her with an Impi OD to see if open her up a little bit. The Impi really hit her hard. It put her in a trance really. She would stroke her hair, while smiling at me, then stop smiling and make a "duh" face. She repeated these actions over and over in that order like I was the only person in the world! Impi doesn't work all the time, but when it does, it's crazy! She must be sensitive to mones I think. Some people are more than others. She really wouldn't leave me alone and at one point was trying to please me and agree with everything I said that it almost seemed desperate. I'm going to return to the store once more and seduce her...I wonder what I should wear? I wish Bad Wolf was out...