In the kiss, after all?

Hey folks, I went to the dentist today and had a bit of a think while he was prodding around in there (what can I say, I have a curious mind).

If we can assume that using sexual/status products on our exceedingly average selfs is intended to mimic the smell and perception of the - wait for it - ALPHA MALE, then it might be possible that some of our failures are due to our kisses

These randy geeks think that kissing itself is a shit-test used by the female to test for testosterone levels and if the TASTE doesn't fit at all to the SMELL, she subconsciously knows something is off.

Any thoughts?