What I learned as a kid :)

Mom and Dad taught me:

Religion - "You better pray that comes off the wall"
Logic - "Because I said so, that's why"
Irony - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"
Wisdom - "When you get to be my age you'll understand"
Justice - "One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"
Acceptance - "You WILL eat it and like it"